09 Monday Mar 2015
Posted in Cats, Home Improvement
Miyk tuk te stars down so i iz a first flor cat now. Witowt stars to 2 flor tey hav lader. how doz i clim??? i dont now! so i trapd on 1 flor. and dor to owtsid iz not wurkin. so i trapd insid!! can sumbudy help?????? i want not be trapd! and yes i stil haz houz!!! not orunj cat! me own al!!!!!!!!! ecsept not like bein trapd.
31 Saturday Jan 2015
Now ter iz no mor way to cumfy bed top. bed top is in gezt room. i slep ter. now i cannot getz ter. evryon iz takin abowt stayrs. iz tey te stuff to get to upstars? i think so. if i am rite, i smart!!!!!! i smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so i be smartest thing in houz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but smartest thing shudnt be traped. but i iz traped!! tis is not fare!!!!!!!! so tell ownerz tis is not fare!!!! tell!!!!!!!!!!! becuz I HAZ HOUZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Emi | Filed under Home Improvement
23 Saturday Aug 2014
Posted in Cats
Mi coller getz lost so wy oners need no wy? tey ask me but i not tell. tey desided 2 get new one tat is worse tan be4. it has bel so no catch birds, no secrets. i hat bel. i like bee sneekie cat. it is haff oranj cats falt, sinz hee got old won of. wy did i haff 2 say tat? i not tak no mor, i tel 2 many secretz. i also notis no houz work and humanz gon a lot. wut up with tat? i want intrstin houz work, and i want humanz around mor. i stil hav fun. i run a lot, and i love get pets. i am uzing siri ofis computr 4 this. it iz warm, and tipes eesly. i lik 2 think it az I HAZ IT!!!! and yes i still haz houz. gudby. i wish i didnt haff 2 leev, but ter r cat prties tat i must go. gudby.
30 Monday Jun 2014
vry bad enmy cat wuz trapd in houz. i do haz houz. cat wuz stuc in bazemnt. no won saw cat. cat bad. cat let owt bi mike. yay. and i not haz him az boy frend. owners joke tat i do. yay. bac to normull.
10 Friday Aug 2012
Posted in Cats, Home Improvement
Mi Huminz go to a houz. Wat iz houz? Mike comz bak dirtee. Wat iz renivat? I can haz houz!?
I want go houz!